(1) don't do anything dangerous
(2) when you do (1) don't tell me until after you have survived
(3) when you run out of money ask daddy
(4) don't drink the water
(5) don't bring home a husband
(6) keep your shoes on at all times even in the sea
(7) HAVE FUN
and
(8) don't forget to come home at the end!
Don't do anything your mother would do.
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